Reasons I wish I were a Fish...

1. I wouldn't have to do any housework
2. I wouldn't have to work
3. Someone would feed me
4. I could poop all over the place and not even care
5. Someone would clean my tank for me (but not until it turned a bizarre shade of yellow)
6. I'd have no stress and even if I were stressed, I'd forget every few seconds
7. I wouldn't have to complain about the weather
8. I wouldn't have to nag my kids
9. I wouldn't have to lay awake at night with heartburn
10. I'd never have a bad hair day

Doesn't that sound easy? If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I wanna come back as a fish, please.